1 I’m bored – this of course if the one I’m most used to, because of course my children have no toys, get brought nowhere and do nothing!
2 He/she’s doing . . . The endless telling tales on each other
3 It’s not fair – nope it’s not fair I wouldn’t let you eat a bar of chocolate 5 mins before dinner
4 That’s mine – nope it probably isn’t if your shouting it at the top of your lungs it’s probably mine
5 I don’t want to – well tough tities you have to
6 Do I have to – yet again yes, because believe me if you didn’t I wouldn’t put myself through this
7 Can I have – No no no . . .
8 Can I have a drink? – yup between the time of 7.30 am and 9 pm any time after that the only place serving drink is the pub and your to young for there
9 But Johnny down the road is allowed – well go live with Johnny I’ll pack your bag
10 ahhhhhhh wahhhhhh ehhhhhhh – I’m going to my happy place when the tantrum is over hand me a glass of wine